moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl
Hozier b like "hey girl what if the ceaseless battle between unconquerable suffering (as a consequence of existence), and the indomitable human spirit, was just. in ur earphones. What if the constant tug of war between the limitlessness of love and inevitability of heartache was literally injected into u via sound. Like. just playing in ur ears for an hour. Take my hand. Let's take a stroll through hell, baby :) wouldn't that be gre- why are you crying"
girl dinner (big fucking plate of carbs and protein) girl math (complex analysis) girl career (trades and engineering and politics and compsci) girl sports (dirtbikes and football and weightlifting) girl instruments (drums and bass guitar and electric) girl personality (loud and opinionated and annoying and brash)
after 3 days of trying I’ve finally managed to cut 10 of the cat’s nails
cringiest lestat moment
"of course. of course. of course. as long as you come home to me. of course."
"I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING"
"and the women, all shades of skin… white… black… cinnamon…"
talks shit to jelly roll morton. starts playing bach. gets booed
"is there rosemary in your garden"
chess tantrum
"i was someone i dont wanna be anymore. i've changed"
"one of my opponents was johannes zukertort, who you know of course won the..."
"antoinette will be much more agreeable to our life together"
"if my considerable considerables continue to be squandered..."
shows up to a funeral to complain about being ghosted
"non-discriminating!" (right before being told he acts like a slaver. again)
clearly 12 options is not enough to cover all of it so list more in the tags!
i have to believe the recent boom of “women are incompetent and need to be taken care of” but dressed up in quirky fun language is reactionary in that women are now more than ever independent and don’t put up with a lot of things our elders put up with out of necessity. which is why it seems there are so many demons popping up constantly trying to get the next generation of young girls caught up in bullshit. that they themself don’t actually subscribe to. (if you Really believed in all that depend on your husband completely and be a stay at home girlfriend shit why are you monetizing all your videos saying so?)
anyway maybe IM delusional but i have to think this. that these people are evil and don’t represent the vast majority of women in the real world bc otherwise. it’s so fucking over
but what’s really upsetting to think about is the young adult women today (like women currently in their 20s) grew up in the 2012 girl boss/buzzfeed feminism era which had MANY of its own problems don’t get me wrong but at least it encouraged women to be independent and have their own money. while currently the exact opposite is being heralded everywhere you look online. and even if i’m old enough to see through it, the people who are gonna internalize it the most are kids. and i feel like we’re not even gonna see the damage that is gonna have on women for like another 10 years
santa clarita diet is so fucking criminally underrated. not only is plot a Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant killing nazis rapists and misogynists so drew Barrymore can eat them, plot b is about their daughter becoming an ecoterrorist. like. you can't beat this





